You know you’ve been playing to much Battlefield when…

A lot of players are spending many, many hours playing Bad Company 2, and we’ve compiled a list of 20 indicators that you’ve been playing too much Bad Company 2.

• You injure or cut yourself and think of shouting “MEDIC!”
• You stay clear of open spaces in fear of snipers
• Every small box reminds you of ammo or health packs
• Instead of opening doors, you want to cut them open with your knife
• You want to blow a hole in the wall instead of using the entrance
• If you’re outside, you try and spot every object, even birds in the sky
• You try and arm your fridge
• You’re waiting in front of your house for your car to respawn
• You see green and orange indicators above people in your life
• Every time you’re outside, you’re scanning the sky of enemy choppers
• When a suspicious vehicle drives by and you yell “Enemy vehicle spotted!”
• You’re trying to disarm your microwave before the timer runs out
• If things aren’t going great in your life, you expect a “patch” to fix it
• You can’t lie down because there’s no prone in the game
• You never stand still out side of your car, instead you strafe around it to avoid enemy fire
• You constantly check towers and hilltops for snipers
• If you enter an empty room, you try and disconnect from the server
• You don’t care if people die, because they can just respawn
• If good things happen to people around you out of the blue, you accuse them of cheating and using hacks
• You’re thinking of leaving your friends and join another squad on a daily basis

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